It's a classic Goldilocks scenario. Aliens should really read up more on the planet they intend to eat. You've got to do your research.
Also coming up is DisointCon 2012. No word on exactly when it is yet so keep your ears to the ground. I can tell you that we were having trouble agreeing on the provisions for the event, so we each decided to bring something different and mix it all together.
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